Team sports in the park, cycling along Lake Michigan, weekend white-water rafting trips in Wisconsin: I've always been an outdoorsy person. So when the opportunity arose to go on a week-long trek into the Himalayan range with a group of tenth graders, I signed up. It led to some major understandings:
- What's the secret? Drink lots of water. On the first day, I didn't listen to our guide, and this resulted in fatigue and sore muscles. The next day, I drank at least five liters and felt fine.
- Mountain stream water is cool, refreshing, and completely tasteless, unlike whatever that is that comes out of the faucet back home.
- If the school offers a trek called "the sprained ankle hike," it will involve 10 km of walking over rocky terrain and an elevation increase of at least 1,500 feet per day.
- Students who sign up for the "sprained ankle hike" will complain about walking. At least one will sprain her ankle.
- It gets cold quickly after sunset. Your wool hat will help, but not you; usually, it'll warm up a student who lost his hat.
- Do not let anyone tie a shoe while wearing a pack. It's funny watching someone stumble backwards while trying to get up. It's less funny when that person gets hurt and then you have to carry the pack.
- Walking sticks help. Well, at least they make you look cool.
- Tenth graders think the word "stick" is hilarious.
- It's impossible to teach teenagers to bury their toilet paper. Some prefer to throw it into the trees.
- It's tough to help others when you're so out of shape that you can't breathe.
- Camping in a field covered in cow dung makes you feel dirty.
- Sleeping on the cold, hard ground is possible if you're tired enough; ever being comfortable is impossible.
- No shower for a week, or jump in the freezing mountain river? Sometimes, a choice is not really a choice.
- Crawl out of the semi-warm sleeping bag in the middle of the night, or try to hold the bathroom break until the morning? Treks seem to be full of lose-lose choices.
- I guess I don't really need a beer after a long, hard day. But there's a huge difference between need and want.
- Ultimately, wants are more important than needs.
- I don't need to ever go on a trek again. I don't think I want to, either.
- I love nature, but I guess I prefer the city.
2 comments:
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